I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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