This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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