I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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