I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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