i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Randomize
