the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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