big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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