Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Randomize
