it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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