just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
