Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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