i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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