Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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