You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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