my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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