She is in my trunk
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Randomize