Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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