The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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