you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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