I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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