her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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