when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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