It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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