Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Randomize
