Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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