Me. At least after what I've been through.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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