If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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