your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
either way he was missing a nipple.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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