ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
the raccoons are back...
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