i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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