so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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