google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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