apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
