I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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