I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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