Pregnant stripper...not hot.
North Korea, Best Korea!
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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