Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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