I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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