NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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