Yo dont text me then not text me
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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