He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I understand Curling. That high.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
