K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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