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Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I understand Curling. That high.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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