i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
My brain says no but my pants say off.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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