2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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