no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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