Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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