your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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