yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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