But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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