I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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